I was researching Google Plus communities to see which groups have the largest member base and I found one of the most popular communities is called joke of the day and they posted this joke today. Quite Funny.
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I don’t know what I expected this post to be when I opened it up, but it ended up being one of the funniest things that I’ve seen in the last few days because it is so true. It’s something I do need to remind myself of, because I have an unhealthy addiction to other people’s lives regardless of whether I like them or not, but I guess it’s a point to me if I can at least laugh despite this joke mocking my own personal habits. It’s given my some motivation, but first, excuse me while I go share this on my Facebook page…
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.” Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?” The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.” Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”